Eeyore’s Christmas tree ornaments included two rather large wooden soldiers…like the nutcracker guy. Cindy-Lu, being a girl, thinks they are babies and can not bear to see them hanging by their poor little necks from a tree. Really, it is quite violent looking. She prefers to take them down and love on them. Unfortunately, they were safer on the tree. One of the soldiers legs fell off. After multiple hours of her thrusting the "baby" and his "foot" at me, screaming BABY FOOT UH OH, I’d had enough. I took the baby and hid him on the back of the tree while she wasn’t looking. I must not have done a very good job though, because when Eeyore got home from school he inspected his tree and found the evidence. He marched into the living room with the crippled ornament and demanded to know what happened. I explained that Cindy-Lu Hoo broke it, but it would still look just fine, nobody would even notice. He shook his head in disgust and said "Now thats what I call an injured soldier."