Overheard today while waiting at the deli in the grocery store:
Child: Mom, can I get some fruit? (As they are headed into the produce section.)
Mom: No! (All exasperated like.)
Child: But why? (All whiny like.)
Mom: Because you already got cookies and ice cream! (Frantically waving them in her daughter’s face to emphasize the point.)
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By Long Island Dad on 02.27.07 10:40 am | Permalink
WOW!! Did you get a name, address number?? I want in that family. Give me the cookies and ice cream. Hold the bananas and apples please.
By augs on 02.27.07 12:53 pm | Permalink
Fruit! Pshhhhhhhhhh!
By Oh, The Joys on 02.27.07 3:25 pm | Permalink
that is funny. i wonder if the mother had any idea what she was *really* saying?
“sure, kill yourself on the ice cream and cookies. fruit might keep you alive and we can’t have that.”
By piglet on 02.27.07 9:50 pm | Permalink
i lurked, i laughed! now i’m commenting!
that kid was really pushing it!
i remember once I saw a woman with an infant at walmart, she had propped a bottle of gripewater in her kids mouth and the bottle had a nipple on it….
By meanie on 02.28.07 11:12 am | Permalink
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