I get around, oh, eleventy billion emails a day asking if my penis is large enough to make my girlfriend happy. I always feel sorry for the people who answer no to that question, but then I hit the delete button and move on with my day.
And then today I received this email and, really, how could I not share it with y’all?
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (LINK) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive
Oh yes. That was in my inbox this afternoon.
(I removed the link because I didn’t want you guys clicking it and then the owners of that site visiting my blog. I don’t even want to think about what my comment section would like that.)
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I get those same eleventy billion emails a day about penis extension too. I just love looking thru my junk email and seeing what kind of garbage I’m getting. It’s a source of great humor!
By alalee on 06.30.07 7:04 pm | Permalink
Aren’t the titles of those emails fantastic?? I just HAVE to read my “junk file” at least once a day, just for the laugh it gives me.
By Candygirlflies on 06.30.07 7:57 pm | Permalink
Spoil Sport! :P~~~~~~
By Janice on 06.30.07 10:43 pm | Permalink
I’m seriously cracking-up, I don’t even know what to say! Off to check your gnmparents site
By My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours on 07.01.07 11:26 pm | Permalink
You gotta love those e-mails. I got one that claimed it could make my penis so large, I could play tennis with it. Because you know that’s what we all really want. Large penises. To play tennis with.
By Leslie on 07.02.07 12:56 pm | Permalink
Thank God for SPAM. Ha! I just read Leslie’s comment. Hilarious!
By kristi on 07.03.07 2:44 pm | Permalink
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