I am sick. I can not form paragraphs. I leave you with bullets.

• Go check out the contest over at 5 Minutes for Mom. But, please don’t enter. Because y’all know how much I deserve to win this contest.
• There is a man that works at the Wal-Mart deli. I think he is my soul mate. He remembers what I want every time I step up to the counter (and I don’t go THAT often), and he remembers Cindy-Lu’s name and always offers her a cookie. Nobody else in the deli ever has given cookies out before. He also knows how I want my meat sliced and GET THIS he can tell "by the look in my eyes" when I am hungry and he will give me a slice of Sara Lee Honey Roasted Turkey (my standing order) while I wait for him to finish slicing it. And you know what? He never gets it wrong. If I’m not hungry he doesn’t offer me a bite, but when I walk up to that counter and I am hungry he immediately hands me a slice and tells me he could tell from the look in my eyes.
• Did I mention that I’m sick?
• Cleatus read that post from way back when about how I was looking for an apartment and calculating my child support and now he thinks I want a divorce. I told him I didn’t. I’m not sure he believes me.
• T hasn’t been around much lately. I’m sure you guys miss him. (I swear I did not cause him any bodily harm. He’s just been busy. Or something.)
• I have a new post up at GNMParents.
• I really want to make the move over to Wordpress. I have my own domain and wordpress is installed and all that, but I just don’t know CRAP about CSS and therefore the design? Sucks so bad that I won’t make the move ’til its all better. I got a quote from Sam at Temptation Designs and now just have to convince Cleatus to let me pay the girl. Here’s where you come in: Email him and tell him how cool wordpress is and what bee-YOU-tee-full designs Sam comes up with. And then tell him he has a really large penis and a small nose and he is totally not balding. I am NOT kidding. His email addy is mm_mm_good80ATyahooDOTcom. Thanks ladies! (Just don’t tell him I sent you.)
• So, yeah, I don’t really feel very good.
• Cindy-Lu likes her mama’s most favorite food. Its Stove Top Stuffing with a twist. You dump the dry mix in a microwaveable bowl, add water, a slice of american cheese (or two) and dump some hot sauce on top. Stir it up and microwave it for a minute or two and VOILA. The most yummy comfort food ever!