FUCK!
I came here to blogsit today. My big time to shine; to fill Karly’s blog with filth and torture her with my awful and vulgar ways.
I had a huge Awesome! post about my farts, her farts, mullets, butts and everything completely inappropriate, but lost it all. I had a Brilliant! post, with tons of linky love, that took me the better part of the last hour constructing and I LOST IT ALL.
I was going to talk about all the cursing that’s gone on here this week, and how I swear like a sailor and a trucker, and I do it far too often. How ‘fuck’ is my favourite word and how I say it too much in front of my 2 year old.
But.
Fuckin’ Mother Fucker Fuckity FUCK! Fuckin’ fuckers fucked my fuckin’ post.
I am so sad.
I was so worried about what I was going to post here today, then it came to me. It was flowing and I was workin’ it and now it’s gone.
All because I had to search for a picture of a femullet (female mullet) and it froze my FireFox and I lost my post. *sobbing*
It’s her fault. She froze my computer and Lost My Post!
Her and her damn femullet make me laugh even though I am totally crying on the inside.
THEN! I said save so I didn’t lose my post, Again!, and Typepad politely PUBLISHED it instead.
Typepad rocks! Kinda like a case of the scoots after drinking too much after eating spicy food.
I’m sorry this sucks, and now that I’ve abused the linky love, wallowed in self pity and dive bombed Karly’s stats into the shitter, I’ll leave. Never to be allowed to guest post here again.
*pouts*
Is it Friday yet?
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I feel your pain. I lose witty commments and brilliant posts ALL THE TIME. It isn’t fair. But that femullet? That is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I have tears. It is awesome.
By Leslie on 08.30.07 9:33 am | Permalink
I swear, every time I read one of your guest posts your talking about poop or farts or peeing in the woods.
There is medication for that.
Pee Sizzle.
Oh, and Typepad doesn’t suck nearly as much as it blows inflamed crap out it’s shoot.
Just sayin.
By Mia on 08.30.07 9:51 am | Permalink
At least you still got a funny post out of it. And OMG did I laugh when I saw the femullet. I love that we have a mutual appreciation for extremely bad hair.
By andi on 08.30.07 10:33 am | Permalink
The femullet makes up for your total screw-up! Just kidding, you are still funny as shit!
By Mrs. Schmitty on 08.30.07 10:34 am | Permalink
Glad you are enjoying this at my expense!! I was so bummed that I completely f’d up and lost my post!
I feel a bit better that you’re laughing (and sadly I owe it all to the femullet).
Why do those mullets always come through for me? Hahahahaha!
By sam on 08.30.07 10:36 am | Permalink
How did you get that picture of me? What’s so funny about my femullet?
Jerks, the whole lot of you, laughing at me and my femullet.
Fuck.
OMG! LMFAO! I love you so much!!
By Jennifer on 08.30.07 10:59 am | Permalink
Don’t worry, Sam, we still love you! That picture of the femullet. Yikes!
By Jackie on 08.30.07 11:03 am | Permalink
I didn’t know there WAS such a thing. All the conveniences of short hair, no, wait…. All the aggravation of long hair without looking anything close to attractive. But just think, if you did that to yourself, you wouldn’t have to worry about your weight or your clothes or your makeup or your personality or anything because there’s not a soul on earth who’d be able to get past that femullet!
By Anne on 08.30.07 11:44 am | Permalink
That woman’s hair it totally gross, I mean hideous… far out!
By Chris H on 08.30.07 3:52 pm | Permalink
Shit… how did my photo get on mulletjunky.com?
LOL!
-Audrey
By Pinks & Blues Girls on 08.30.07 8:53 pm | Permalink
Oh Sam! You’re still a hoot.
By Krystle on 08.30.07 11:17 pm | Permalink
HAHAHA. Damnit, Sam. WHY were you not at Girl’s Night In?! I have a story (I think I shared it there) about my two year old saying “You’re not supposed to say fuckit.” Hi. Obviously I love the term fuck, too.
By Mrs. Flinger on 09.11.07 5:38 pm | Permalink
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