For My Mama | Wiping Up Snot

September 8, 2007 | Filed in: Vids of the Kids

Guess what came in the mail yesterday! A mac! A really pretty shiny mac! Don’t tell Cleatus, but I totally gave it a blow job last night. I love it. And it loves me. And we are running away together.

In honor of THE MAC I am posting a video that I made with iMovie (the main reason I wanted THE MAC) (oh, and if you’re curious, THE MAC will always be referred to in caps because it is JUST THAT COOL). Be forewarned that it is a bit long and very boring. I’m mostly posting it for family, but if y’all wanna see my kids playing in the ocean then be sure to check it out!

And keep in mind that this is the first video I’ve made with iMovie (which is way more confusing than I expected) so, um, its not very good. Fuck off.

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I puffy heart iMovie. It tewtally keeps the grandparents away sice I can send video proof of the baby!

Love the candor with which you closed that post!

And the movie makes me want to go to the beach. Now if I could just find a condo to rent for free……

Look at me! In my own comment section! Replying to comments! Like a big girl!

Blue Momma: It makes me wanna go to the beach, too. That video is from April so I’m definitely missing it! If you find any free condos, come back and let me know!!

I am so stinkin’ jealous it’s not even funny.

Poo poo head.

I don’t blame you, macs are pretty damn sexy. And they almost never come in your hair.

Welcome to the dark side!

Cherie: Good point!

Shannon: Thanks! Its a little scary here!

And just how does one give a computer a blowjob? Seriously. I need to know for when I buy my spanky new laptop.

I’m afraid to buy a mac. all new software?? does it reciprocate with the blowjob, or were you (ready for it?) Macsterbating. You could make shirts: imacsterbate, do u?

Hey there woman.. We just ordered a MAC last week. My man was hoping that the shipping location CN meant Canada but alas it wasn’t to be. I had to break th news to him that CN is the country code for China.So we hope to have it in the next two weeks. We bought an HD camcorder a couple weeks before so that when we head to Hawaii next year we can get some great footage with it. I’m so excited about using iphoto and imovie

my MACBOOK PRO and i are going to run away together. it’s true love. seriously. and when my husband’s away, i let it sleep in my bed…

Andi: Now I am forced to admit that I lied. I didn’t really give it a blow job. But I did lick it a bit.

Mrs. I: The new software is a bit intimidating! Did you know there is no right click on a mac? Yikes! And, um, macsterbating? You should copyright that term.

Crystal: Thats funny, because when I ordered mine and saw that it shipped for CN, I assumed it was Connecticut. Yeah. I’m a moron.

Janet: Mine isn’t a laptop…maybe I could sleep next to the desk on the floor?

You can’t go around just giving out blow jobs willy nilly. Then all of our computers will begin to demand them.

So if the shipping code is CN (China), is it made with LEAD (lead)?

Mamma, You are totally right! If your computer demands a blow job just send him my way!

Mrs. I, it totally does mean that. That is the first thing I said to Cleatus when I told him it was coming from China! “A MAC! With lead!”

I’m impressed that you can dedicate your post to your mom and then still say fuck off. My mom would not so much appreciate that.
Welcome to the dark side! I know somebody already said that but I just have to second it. Order calendars and iLife photo books- they kick ass.

Kelli: Oh yes. My mama totally loves it when I swear. Really. At least, thats what I tell myself.

And this whole dark side thing? I like it here. Do you use .mac? Should I get it? Is it worth it?

Oooh. I am hella, hella jealous.

loved seeing the video, those are not all your children eh? And you have a most neat accent mate!

Your Mac is cool and so is your movie. That’s the first time I’ve heard your voice! It’s so girly and cute.

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