I had a blast at the wedding, but I don’t have much time to share the fun and pictures with you today, but I couldn’t leave you all hanging. So, I leave you with this:
We were at the church, after the wedding, while the bridal party was getting their pictures taken. Cindy-Lu was the flower girl and wasn’t so much cooperating with the whole picture taking scene. At one point I was standing there holding her when she grabbed hold of my already low cut shirt and yanked it down. I grabbed it just in time to stop my boobs from popping out and said "God damn it!"
And then I looked up. And realized that all the bridesmaids were staring at me funny.
So I said, a little louder and with more conviction, "No! God darn it! I meant God darn it!"
Again, I stopped and thought for a second and realized HI, THERE. WE’RE IN A CHURCH.
I tried again. A little louder still, "I MEAN GOSH! GOSH DARN IT! Heeheehe. Heh. Okay. Sorry."
I looked at the bridesmaids again and they were all bowing their heads and praying. "Dear Jesus, We will understand if you need to strike this crazy bitch dead. Amen."
So, yeah. Don’t invite me to your wedding.
Pictures of the kids in tuxes and flower girl dresses and the dude passed out during our after party to come!
Lottifish says:
We just can’t take you to church, huh? Lol.
October 8th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Chris H says:
I think you did very well to only say “god dammit”… I on the other had would no doubt (knowing me) have said “fuck it”… hmmmmm me thinks you did better.
October 8th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Leslie says:
It’s okay, Karly. God sees what’s in your heart. He knows you meant “God damn it.”
October 8th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Jerseygirl89 says:
I probably would have said something like, “No one here wants to see my boobs, Lovebug!”
Oh wait. I did say that. But not at church. At my in-laws.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Dawn says:
The last wedding I went to, my entire family had flasks. When the babies started to cry we went to the cry room and starting taking shots during the wedding. We’re classy folks.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Mommycat says:
Oopps…..Hahah, o-well we all have our moments!
October 8th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
sam (temporarily me) says:
Hahahaha! Priceless!
God knows what you really meant.
And he will strike you dead you evil bitch.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Jennifer says:
Goddammit, Karly, you can’t fucking cuss in church. Ah for chrissakes, woman!
October 9th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Tootsie says:
So where are the pics of flower girl goodness? Upload them to flickr, god dammit!
October 9th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
pinks & blues girls says:
We can dress you up, but we can’t take you out, can we!?
Umm… people need to lighten up. I think God would rather you use his name in vain rather than stand there in front of his temple with your shirt ripped off.
Jane, Pinks & Blues
October 9th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Mommy off the Record says:
Just say three Hail Marys and it’s all good. LOL, j/k
October 9th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Pam says:
You’re exactly the kind of person I’d want at my wedding, church or no church! You description had me howling!!! Can’t wait for the pictures.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Queen of Shake-Shake says:
My niece stuck her head up my skirt at my grandpa’s funeral.
Let’s crash weddings and funerals together.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:44 am
melodyann says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was soooo funny. I would almost consider going back to church if you would come go with me…
October 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm