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It’s been nearly a week and here I am, posting two times in one day! Does that comma in the last sentence belong? Damn it. I am drunk, people. And the typing/ it is sucking.
i just had to say that Cleauts went to wal-mart to buy LUBE. And then while he was lookiing at it some HOOTCHIE MAMA hit on him. THE WHORE. I hope she has herpes.
He was very embaressed to buy lube. I used to steal lube. I used to wokr at a dr’s office you know. tHE lube came from thehre.
And yes, I know that the spelling sucks, but I can not help it.
did y’all knwo that I have all this family that read htis blug? That is WEIRD. But, here I am, drunk as a skunk and positing about LUBE.
My mom is burying her face in her hans and crying. Because her daughter talks about lube to family.
LOE YOU GYS. GALD I AM BACK!
Oh dear God. What the hell happened last night? I was a leeeetle bit too drunk, maybe? So, I really want to delete this, but I won’t because all the people who subscribe will still have it in their feed reader and then they’ll be all WHUH? WHERE’D IT GO? And I wouldn’t want to confuse the people. Also, it doesn’t feel right deleting posts. Because, you know, one day I may want to re-read the drunken lube post? I dunno.
Hi family!
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HA! God, you crack me up! So glad you’re back, too - you’ve been missed!
By jackie on 11.30.07 7:57 am | Permalink
Now there’s some good typing skills there! Hope you a… nice …. night
By Dawn on 11.30.07 9:59 am | Permalink
Oh shit..sorry, I didn’t realize that was Cleatus!! He’s hot
I’m glad you’re back, drunk you is better than no you anytime, spelling errors and all.
And hey, everybody needs a little lube now and again.
By Pam on 11.30.07 10:35 am | Permalink
Blunk drogging. I’ve been tempted.
But the next day? Pictures only.
Welcome back.
By witchypoo on 11.30.07 11:22 am | Permalink
OMG…you crack me up!
Your update threw me back to college days…reminded me of a good ol’ walk of shame…except with a running commentary.
Definitely don’t delete the post. It’s too funny. Plus, it’s your blog. If you want to get drunk and talk about lube, so be it. Nobody (including family) has to read it if they don’t want to!
Welcome back.
By MommyCosm on 11.30.07 11:29 am | Permalink
Glad to see you back! I’m guessing the lube got put to good use
By Lisa on 11.30.07 11:40 am | Permalink
Ha ha ha…. lube. Awesomeness.
It’s funny - I used to be embarrassed to buy lube and condoms and tampons in public, but on the other hand, I can sit at a restaurant with my bf and discuss what new dildo I want to buy and why (while he hides under the table in embarrassment and tries to shush me). I’m a weird person. 
P.S. Glad you’re back!!!
By Pug Mom on 11.30.07 1:06 pm | Permalink
Oh Karly. I love you and your drunk blogging.
By Leslie on 11.30.07 1:53 pm | Permalink
That is precisely why no one in my family has in idea I have a blog.
Funny.
By andria on 11.30.07 2:04 pm | Permalink
LUBE!
By you da mom on 11.30.07 2:11 pm | Permalink
I had a very similar post awhile back. Drunk blogging is fun! I bet your family is proud! I know mine was.
By Jennifer on 11.30.07 2:11 pm | Permalink
Heh heh heh. You said lube.
By Suzi on 11.30.07 4:54 pm | Permalink
Hello,
Sorry, I’m not trying to spam you but I didn’t know of any other way to contact you. I’m the webmaster at BarnFurniture.com and we’re holding a contest for bloggers. All you have to is make a post and add a link back to our website for the chance to win furniture. All the details can be found at:
http://www.barnfurnituremart.com/contest.aspx
Thanks,
Phillip
By Phillip on 11.30.07 6:16 pm | Permalink
I’ve got an idea. We should set up a group blog for when we’re drunk. That way we could post there and our families would never know!
BTW, the lube you can buy at those Passion parties is so much better than regular lube.
By Jerseygirl89 on 11.30.07 10:18 pm | Permalink
ah, she is back and in RARE form.
missed ya, babe.
By janet on 12.01.07 12:29 am | Permalink
She’s baaaaack! Hey, the drunken post blog sounds like a good idea. Actually, I don’t know how anyone can have a blog and their family doesn’t read it.
By nan on 12.01.07 4:16 am | Permalink
She’s baaaaack! Hey, the drunken post blog sounds like a good idea. Actually, I don’t know how anyone can have a blog and their family doesn’t read it.
By nan on 12.01.07 4:16 am | Permalink
“I used to steal lube.”
Karly? Please marry me. Right now. TODAY. But only if you’re drunk. And we can take pictures. And I will steal lube for you.
By melodyann on 12.02.07 8:21 pm | Permalink
Wal Mart??? To by LUBE????
Girl, you need to find yourselves a DRUGSTORE.
Cause you’ve said yourself, how there’s a whole bunch of creepy people crawlin’ all over Wal Mart… NO WONDER Cleatus got hit on– he was the only normal guy there!!
Love ya– drunk or sober!
xo CGF
By Candygirlflies on 12.02.07 8:48 pm | Permalink
Came across your blog somewhere, somehow and so glad I did; where else can I find talk about drunedness and lube! Too funny!
By Melinda on 12.02.07 9:03 pm | Permalink
Ha, ha! Is drunk blogging as bad as drunk dialing?
By akinvt on 12.03.07 9:39 am | Permalink
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