I’m Like That Fat Girl Asking Her Boyfriend If Her Butt Looks Big

January 3, 2008 | Filed in: Bloggin', Bringin' Tears To My Eyes

I’m blushing. You guys said some awfully sweet things in the comments of that last post. A few of your comments actually made me cry. But, thats not why I’m blushing.

I hope you all know that I wasn’t fishing for compliments, because while they were truly appreciated, that is not what I was going for. I also realize that my last post kinda sounded more like goodbye than I meant it to. I wasn’t saying goodbye. I was just saying that I probably won’t be around quite so much. I’ll be here…but only when I’m “feeling it.”

Thank you all so much for telling me that I don’t suck. (I didn’t respond in the comments on that post because I didn’t want to say the same thing over and over, which would be: I LOVE YOU DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME PLEASE CIRCLE YES OR NO)

Now, tell me the truth. Does my butt look big in these pants?

16 Comments so far
Say It!

Define big.

Just kidding.
Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Haiku Friday - With The Girls

You will always be my favorite. No matter what you think. I know it. And it’s okay if you only post when you want to, I only read you when I want to. So I think that makes us a perfect couple.

For reals, I gave you something today at my place and I think you should look at it before you totally swear off this blogging thing altogether.

jenn in holland’s last blog post..Give and Take

Butt? What butt? I don’t see a butt. It must be so small that I can’t see it. : ) How do your pants stay up?
Erin’s last blog post..How I got 15 minutes of my life back

Erin,

It IS pretty tough keeping these pants up. But, thats probably because I had to unbutton them to make room for my belly.

You are a skinny bitch in those pants.

Swistle’s last blog post..Things That Make Me Feel Old

I just realized today that I never switched feeds over and I was thinking you hadn’t posted in a hell of a long time. I have a lot of catching up to do. So stay here and write more crap for me to read because I like it.

Kelli,

Glad you made it!

Actually, it does look big. But not as big as mine.

Miss’s last blog post..A Perfect Post, amongst other things

BTW, I tagged you!

Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Haiku Friday - With The Girls

Just stand beside me and you’ll never have to worry about the size of your butt!!

Pam’s last blog post..Laugh Hard

Um, and who is this T you hate? Mr. T? Ice T?

Pam’s last blog post..Laugh Hard

On a serious note… If you are a creative person, (and you are) it is a good idea to set aside a certain time each day to do the creative thing (your writing, at the moment). You are a natural writer, and the discipline of “having to write” every day will keep your neurons firing nicely. You don’t have to blog, though, (ohyesshedoes, we will miss her so!) (hush, selfish half!) you could maybe write childrens’ stories or a “fiction” about people you know that would sell a million copies and make you rich! (okay, but blog too! Your fans need you!)

Don’t stop writing. You are good at this.

nan’s last blog post..JOY! school starts Monday!

Pam…Where have you been? T! I hate T! You can click here to read about him: http://wipingupsnot.com/category/all-about-t/

He’s a fucker.

And I like the idea of standing next to you to make my butt look smaller. Ha! Very funny.

You totally look hot in those pants.

Paige’s last blog post..The fried chicken reader

The only way those pants would look better would be if I could get into them. So, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

(P.S. I would totally marry you.)

Leslie’s last blog post..It’s What I’m Into

Leslie, You are such a dirty old man. Trying to get in my pants…and YOUR PREGNANT. Geesh.

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