Cindy-Lu: No! You can’t!
Cindy-Lu: Yes! I can!
Cindy-Lu: I said no! You can’t!
Cindy-Lu: YES I CAAAAAAAN!
Me: Dear Jesus, please do not let this schizophrenic little child hurt me. Amen.

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Eeyore: Mom? Why do suckers have to have gum in them?
Me: They don’t have to have gum in them.
Eeyore: The one I just ate had gum in it.
Me: … Yeah? Not ALL suckers have gum in them. They don’t HAVE to have gum in them.
Eeyore: WELL, I HATE GUM AND I DON’T THINK SUCKERS SHOULD HAVE GUM IN THEM!
Me: Dear Jesus, please don’t let this angry child hurt me. Amen.

Before he was assaulted by the gum.


jenn in holland says:
Is it okay that I am secretly in love with your kids?
January 5th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Karly says:
Jenn, That depends. Do you babysit?
January 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
jenn in holland says:
I suppose. If they need to be sat upon, I am certainly the woman for the job.
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January 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
BlueBella says:
Hey girl - glad to hear you’re still posting away. And hopefully you’ll be back tomorrow . . . because you’re angry children didn’t eat you!
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January 5th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Mrs. Schmitty says:
I’d sleep with one eye open!
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January 6th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Jerseygirl89 says:
Hide behind Eeyore. Angry people can often be bribed, but there’s nothing you can do with schizophrenics. Besides, Eeyore might be able to protect you.
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January 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Pug Mom says:
You know, I agree with Eeyore. Suckers should NOT have gum. I mean, it totally ruins the ending!
Yes, Eeyore and I - we’re totally right. 
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January 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
NTE says:
Lollipops are diabolical, hiding gum!
Happy, Healthy New Year!
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January 6th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Leslie says:
Beside the angry, schizophrenic thing, they’re darn tootin’ cute.
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January 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
LifeAsIKnowIt says:
LOL!
Cute pictures!
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January 7th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Karly says:
Jerseygirl…Your right. Its the little one I need to watch out for.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Shauna Loves Chocolate says:
Your kids are hilarious! Damn that’s funny. And those cheeks. So squeezable!
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January 8th, 2008 at 4:55 pm