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Cleatus has this friend. We shall call him Joe. Cleatus was at Joe’s house awhile back playing video games. Joe invited some girl over as well. Joe wanted to get some. Joe is not the smoothest when it comes to the ladies. Cleatus left the two love birds and went home.
The next morning he called Joe to see how the night progressed.
Joe got lucky. How did he make his move, you ask?
While Joe and this girl were watching television he looked at her and asked “Can I put my ding in your woo-hoo?”
The girl? She said “I don’t care.”
I’m not sure which is funnier. A grown man calling it a ding and a woo-hoo or the girl replying with a bored “I don’t care.”
Cleatus needs new friends.
sam says:
Funny how that would be a normal conversation between two married people though. LOL
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January 13th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Karen Sugarpants says:
I was thinking the same thing as Sam. Ha ha…
January 13th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
sugarplumsmom says:
Ok.. Umm… Eww… yeah he needs new friends.
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January 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
BlueBella says:
Damn .. . he stole my line . .. except, ya know . .. in reverse . . .shit.
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January 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
kelli in the mirror says:
Wow, I think I’d say no just because of the way he asked. When I was single, that is. Now, everyone else is right, that ’s regular married type of stuff.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
janet says:
you gotta love a smooooooth operator like that.
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January 13th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Leslie says:
I don’t think I could ever be intimate with someone who calls it a “ding.” There’s nothing impressive-sounding about a “ding.” Even “weiner” is better than “ding.” Geez.
Yeah, Cleatus needs new friends.
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January 13th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
jen says:
Whoa. I have found the pickup line that won’t work on me, ever. In my 20’s I was a sucker for most any lame pick up imaginable.
I hadn’t met the man talking about his ding. And I can’t imagine drunkenness enough to eradicate its lack of wit and charm.
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January 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
LifeAsIKnowIt says:
Wow. Now THAT’s a pickup line. Hey, whatever works, and that, apparently, was a winner.
Too funny.
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January 13th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Candygirlflies says:
“Ding”??!
Dang.
Sounds just WAAAAY too tiny, to me…
xo CGF
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January 13th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Auburn Gal Always says:
I can just picture what he looks like!!!
very funny!
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January 13th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Queen of Shake Shake says:
I dunno…if I were a man and a girl said she didn’t care about my ding, I’d be insulted.
But then again, I’d be a man and all I’d want is to get laid anyway, so no, I really shouldn’t be insulted. Probably more relieved.
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January 14th, 2008 at 5:46 am
nan says:
And THAT, ladies, is why I am staying married. Can you imagine having to have conversations with these guys? In bars and stuff? They are everywhere!
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Dory says:
Oh lawsie… that’s too funny!
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January 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Jennifer says:
Wow. I’m speechless.
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January 14th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Karly says:
Jennifer…speechless? Or just too turned on to speak?
January 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
nan says:
And now… About that gout. We await the News from the Doc’s Office with bated breath.
Bait on our breath?
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January 14th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
janet says:
karly… left you something. come get it…
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January 14th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Elle says:
Joe needs to come up with a better name, and someone who might care a bit more. I can just imagine the getting lucky that followed was, um, less than breathtaking. Were either of them chewing gum? And do you, or do you not, have the gout?
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January 15th, 2008 at 8:32 am
ali says:
what do you mean? that’s totally HOT.
hahahaha.
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January 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
jenn in holland says:
Dude! You had me at ding!
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January 15th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Jackie says:
Oh man! Gimme some of that! :-p
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January 17th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Jerseygirl89 says:
I think I met Joe when I was single.
Thankfully, I did not sleep with him.
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January 18th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:
Now THAT is casual sex.
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:
i suppose she was just like “Well, it’s more interesting than watching you play Wii golf all night”.
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm