Cindy-Lu received a Baby Alive Wets N Wiggles doll for Christmas. With the doll came wipes and diapers. She discovered the wipes in her basket of baby stuff this morning and the following speech took place:
“Cindy-Lu has baby and baby has ‘gina. Cindy-Lu has ‘gina too! And mommy too! Mommy has hair on her ‘gina and Daddy has a peeenis and Bubba does too. Bubba and Landon (her cousin) have LIIIIIIIITLE peeeenis. Cindy-Lu meed BIIIIIIG peeenis. I have to. I meed it. I don’t want ‘gina and baby has ‘gina and I meed change her dipey cuz she got acky on her ‘gina and baby not have peeenis.”
How the hell do I respond to THAT?
An Iowa Mom says:
Uuuuummmm, I don’t know.
I’d watch out for that one when she becomes a teenager, that’s for sure.
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January 17th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
LifeAsIKnowIt says:
LOL! THAT was funny!
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January 17th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Jennifer says:
I guess needing a BIIIIIIG PEEEENIS comes ingrained from birth.
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January 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
feener says:
future write for playboy ??
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January 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Jackie says:
I just don’t know what to say to that besides bwahahahahahahaha!
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January 17th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
janet says:
ok. there goes my diet coke … all over the keyboard.
i’d keep an eye on that girl….
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January 17th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
jasmine says:
Meed BIIIIIIG peeenis. I have to. I meed it.
Sounds like me every Friday night….after a bottle of Merlot
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January 17th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Lynn says:
You’re mom told me about your blog tonight. I have been on here for soooo long. I can not stop laughing. You are really clever, very witty. Thanks for making my night!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Leslie says:
I need a big penis, too. And who wants an acky ‘gina? Not me!
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January 17th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Auburn Gal Always says:
I’d laugh out loud but I’d wake the baby! him has peeeenis.
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January 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am
baseballmom says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! She is so funny…guess she has it all figured out, and to think that she already knows that size DOES matter!
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January 18th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Jerseygirl89 says:
Oh that was awesome. Ironflower used to want a “peeny” too, but she’s over it now. If that helps.
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January 18th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Amy says:
Yeah, I am pretty sure you say nothing and start drinking heavily to wipe the memory of your tiny little girl wanting a big penis out of your mind.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
nan says:
Hey! The boys used to have “stretchy penis” competitions in the bath when we were all holidaying at the beach house. Un-circumcised guys win that one every time, while the mommies roll around laughing outside the bathroom door. You could let Cindy-Lu know, we have all KINDS of penises around here. It is so sad when they grow out of these funny phases… Whatever are we going to do for entertainment when they get all grown up?
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January 20th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Chris H says:
Don’t respond.. just go buy the poor kid an anatomically correct boy doll… simple.
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January 21st, 2008 at 4:14 am
wanna.b.slim says:
Good to see you have her trained at an early age… She will go far!! mwhahahaha… love it…
Like mother, like daughter they say….
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January 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Erica (Mom's Journal) says:
At least that conversation didn’t happen in a quiet movie theater or something. It didn’t happen in public…did it?
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January 21st, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Mrs. Schmitty says:
OOOOHHH Boy! I would have just reacted with a huge laugh!
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January 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am
Pam says:
Doesn’t every self respecting girl meed a biiiig penis? I know I wouldn’t lower my standards!! Good job on teaching her what’s most important in life!!!!!! LMAO
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January 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Audrey says:
I want you to know that you are singlehandedly (or however you spell it) responsible for me not getting a damned thing done today and this post about the Baby Alive made me shoot Diet Coke out my nose. Sheesh, I might need a new keyboard now.
We got the Little Imp a Baby Alive for Christmas. I’m not sure what we were thinking, but we almost immediately, upon giving it to her, realized it weighs almost as much as she does and that it HURTS like a mofo when dropped on an unsuspecting toe…MINE! It’s been sitting in our closet ever since.
Besides, it kinda creepy….the way it giggles about how it made a stinky!
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February 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm