So THIS Is Why Moms Are Supposed To Pee Sitting Down

February 26, 2008 | Filed in: Cleatus is a L-O-S-E-R, Crazy Kids

Lately Cindy-Lu has been extra…toddler-ish. And by toddler-ish I totally mean ANNOYING. She does something naughty and laughs. You tell her no and she does it anyway. She throws herself down to the floor in a tantrum and five seconds later she pops up and giggles at you while asking for candy. She, um, she’s not very fun to be around lately.

Tonight Cleatus was trying to piss and I hear him yelling “Why do you have to be so annoying?” to her. I giggled, because dude she totally is annoying. But, she makes annoying cute so you can’t get TOO mad at her.

When he came out I said “Welcome to my world,” and he replied “You don’t have to stop her from walking through your stream of urine.” Every time he pees she tries to touch the “water.” He stands there with one hand on his weiner and the other on her head holding her back. Tonight she got smart. “Oh, I know!” she said after he pushed her back. She walked to the other side and tried to get to the pee that way. “No you don’t know!” he said back and pushed her away again. “Oh, I know!” she said again and went behind him and tried to walk between his legs.

I no longer wish I could pee standing up.

However, it still isn’t fun to be me. She insists that I spread my legs when I pee so that she can “see the water!” Its a little weird, but if I don’t comply I have to listen to her bitch. So, yeah. I let her watch. Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing!

She’s now peeing in the potty quite a bit, but she’s only pooped a couple times. Does this mean I have to show her how the poop comes out? Because, if thats the case, I quit. Someone else can be her mommy. Any takers?

This picture is here to convince you that she is so cute you wouldn’t mind letting her watch you poo.

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roflmfao … poor cleatus. poor you. and no, i do not want a slightly used toddler. but thanks for offering!

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Oh, THAT was funny!
I have two boys and they love to watch Daddy pee…

LifeAsIKnowIt’s last blog post..Anti Music Class

I already have a 2-year old and every time she goes to pee or poo she has to watch it come out of her own body, which then makes the pee come flying out and onto her pants and the floor. And although it’s been a few weeks since either my husband or me has had to change a diaper, guess who gets to clean out her potty all the time? Well, not daddy. Love your blog!

Yeah, Cindy-Lu’s cute alright…but I’ve got my own two-year old tornado who insists on listening through the bathroom door and then if there is ANY sort of a smell once the door is opened, she runs around telling everyone that the person who just exited the loo just pooped. She’s a real charmer!

She learned the hard way when I had food poisoning in November that NO SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN THE BATHROOM WITH ME. ‘Nuff said ’bout that I reckon.

Auds over at Spotted Dick’s last blog post..Letters From Colleges Are Starting to Arrive

ROFL! That’s not in any of the parenting books!

Ok that’s bizzare…your CommentLuv thing is pulling “Letters from Colleges…” as my last blog post. That’s actually a post from 4 or so days ago, and with my vocal diarhea, certainly not my last. Oh well. A little summpin I noticed.

Auds over at Spotted Dick’s last blog post..For Real?!?!

Damn Karly,as cute as she is, I’ve heard too many horror stories about raising girls. I was a horrifying little girl and I just don’t think I’m equipped with what it takes to raise one. But thanks for the offer.
Also, Cleatus needs to learn to shut and lock the bathroom door, he could put an eye out with that thing.

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Sure, I’ll trade Ironflower . . .and Lovebug for one Cindy-Lu.

Ironflower is potty-trained (finally!), but her tantrums last a lot longer than a few minutes. And Lovebug has discovered the joy of screaming.

Let me know.
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Hi, let me preface this by saying I ADORE you… but shut the bathroom door! Get her toddler butt a cushion to sit on outside the door and listen if she wants to, but no lookies and definitely no touchies!

Or, pee when she’s napping
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Cindy-Lu is adorable, but I’ve got my hands full. We contemplated putting Julia up for sale on Ebay yesterday.

Julia likes to watch her pee and poop come out when she goes. She went through a phase of wanting to watch me, but it didn’t last too long. Now, she’s just my commentator. “Oh, you’re peeing, Mom. I hear it. You’re doing it. Wow. You pee a lot. Oh, you’re done. Okay, wipe. Flush…” It gets a lot more descriptive when it’s a #2 and there’s an odor involved.

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ha, my babe likes to be in the shitter whenever i am. it’s not weird yet, but it’s about to pee. i mean, be.

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Sorry, I draw the line at showing a kid how the poo comes out. Though I’m sure one of my kids would oblige her. My kids are gross and would find it wonderful to teach someone else that! Let’s set up a playdate! LOL

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It’s been a while since my kids were that little, but I can remember accomodating some of their wild requests, too. I always “hid” in the bathroom, it was my only get away. If I heard their little pattering of feet, I would sit as still as I could, and hoped they wouldn’t find me. They always did.

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Auds,

Um, ew? Toddler witnessed food poisoning…does not sound pleasant!

Pam,

He usually does shut and lock the door, but I get irritated when he does that. I like to talk to him while he pees. Also? If I have to let her watch me pee, then so does he!

Nekked Lizard Lady,

I do the same thing! Sometimes I pee with the lights off, but she always finds me! And if she doesn’t then she just stands in the living room having a little toddler break down until I scream that I’m in the mother-loving bathroom so just CHILL OUT! Don’t you wish I was your mom?

How old is she again?? She sounds like my Baby’s (age 2-1/2) evil twin!

We always remind him that he’s lucky he’s so damn cute b/c otherwise he’d be mush!

In the Trenches of Mommyhood’s last blog post..A Great Time Waster For You

My husband gave up and started peeing sitting down.

Had to explain the whole period thing yet? Yeah, that’s a fun one too.

I’ve started shutting and locking the bathroom door *gasp*. They screamed the first few times, but are doing better about giving me a bit of privacy.

For the record, kids will learn to go on the potty without watching your every pee and poop. It’s OK to grab that 2 minutes of peace.

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ITTOM,

She is 3. I agree…babies and toddlers being cute is the only way they survive. Lets just say its a good thing I have cute kids. Otherwise I’d probably be in jail!

Mommycosm,

Oh yes, I’ve had to do the period thing. We are big kissers of ouchies here, so you can imagine what my daughter wanted to do when she saw BLOOD. Mm. I try to pee in privacy during that time of the month.

O my gosh Cindy-Lu sounds so funny!! but yeah i bet she can be a handful…. never the less reading what she gets up to put a smile on my face

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Found you from Zoot. This entry cracked me up and I will be back! Oh, and she is super cute, but I think I’m still going to stick with the four-legged children that go potty OUTSIDE.

So funny! Personally I don’t think Cleatus should close & lock the door - it would make Cindy-Lu think she shouldn’t know what he’s doing, and I firmly believe that girls should ‘know’ because (a) it stops boys thinking they’ve got something ‘extra’ that the girl wants, and
(b) she’ll need to know all about in a few years time at least to babysit if not to have kids herself.
Glad u r prepared to raise such subjects!
Ally

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