Jesus? Are You There?

April 28, 2008 | Filed in: Mah Babies

Last week at Sunday School (should that be capitalized?) my 3 year old daughter was sitting at one of the tables coloring a picture. The new children’s minister guy (what is he called? I dunno.) walked in to the classroom to look around and see what the 3 year old class was up to. He walked over to Cindy-Lu’s table and knelt down next to her to see what she was coloring.

Cindy-Lu looked at him, and noticing his long wavy hair, leaned over to him and whispered “Are you Jesus?”

I KNOW! My heart just exploded into a tiny million pieces too.

Jesus? You up there?

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Aaawww, that just made me tear up a teeny weenie bit.

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Ahahahaha! Instead of making me teary, that cracked me up. Am I bad?

Cute picture!

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Okay, maybe there’s something wrong with me.

No tears at all. My reaction was a snort and a chuckle. Kids! My kids have asked large, white-bearded men if they were Santa Claus before.

At a swim meet this weekend, my friend’s husband took his three year old to get a drink. In line, he yelled that the man in front of them was FA-A-A-A-A-T! The husband was horrified. What was worse was the big man got offended and turned around all mean like and said in a challenging voice to the father, “Did HE just call me fat?!”

The Dad covered quickly. “No, no. He called you bad. He calls everyone bad.”

Mollified, the big man smiled.

Of course, because in this country, it’s better to be evil than fat.

Okay, now that I’ve blogged on your comments on going to go put this on my blog now.

Call me a windy douche hole, eh?

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are you there god? it’s me margaret… I mean cindylu…

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Better than my daughter, who drew a cross on the pavement with sidewalk chalk and announced to her “This is where GOD DIED.” Awesome.

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That cutie asks some great questions.

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Okay… DYING to know how he (He??) answered the question.

xoxo CGF

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Shannon, LOL! Your daughter is hilarious. At least she pays attention in church, right?

CGF, He just laughed. I don’t think he must have answered her, because later she asked her teacher if that was Jesus and she told her that no, it wasn’t. I asked her if she saw Jesus at school and she replied “No, I just saw (insert name here).” Kids crack me up!

That picture is so sweet. OMG. Girls…

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Adorably hysterical!!! I’ve somehow missed several of your posts and I beg forgiveness.
Loved ALL the pictures and I think the one of CL that you love so much has a really soft quality about it and the background has sort of an antique hue to it. Plus, OHMYGOD, the cheeks.

How precious…the question and the picture too!

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Oh My! Will you be my new best friend? Between Cindy Lu asking if the Youth Pastor was Jesus and “lighting yourself on fire to see if God pisses on you to put you out” I’m dying and have had to run to the bathroom twice now Thanks for brightening my day.

P.S. Just remind your Christian email loop that God helps those that help themselves :).

Dude, this cracked me up… But the picture? Oooh, makes me want to try for the girl!! She is so sweet!

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Adorable! And what kind of camera do you have? It takes fantastic pictures! I only get crappy fuzzy out of focus pics from my stupidass camera.

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Liz, I’ll totally be your best friend. I’m surprised I didn’t get any nasty comments about the God pissing on me thing. And I am totally staying out of it on the email loop. I read the emails, but I don’t get involved. LOL!