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Lately I’ve been feeling a little…unhappy. Pissy. Irritable. Bummed out. I think a lot of it is Cleatus and his crazy work hours. A lot of it is my daughter and her cousin (who I babysit three days a week) arguing all day long. A lot of it is probably PMS. SO! I thought that I would share a few of the things from the last week that have made me SMILE! Because if I were to list the things that caused me to shout “MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!” this would be one loooooong blog post.
- I went to Target. Target is my boyfriend. My very sexy boyfriend. Who talks dirty to me and spanks me when I’m naughty. I love Target.
- At Target I bought some little black cotton shorts for Cindy-Lu to wear when she starts soccer in a couple weeks. Picturing her on a soccer field surrounded by a bunch of other little girls and boys all trying to kick at the same ball makes me smile. It also makes me feel sorry for those other kids. Cindy-Lu is kinda mean.
- Eeyore finally (FINALLY!) memorized the 1, 2, 3, 5, and 10 multiplication facts. Only 5 more sets to go.
- My bath tub drains like a REAL bath tub should drain. It doesn’t just slowly sip at the water all lady like. It guzzles that shit down. Cleatus plunged it. I don’t even want to know what it was clogged with. Because EW.
- I leave for vacation ONE month from today. Hallelujah.
What made you smile this week?
feener says:
target made me smile this week.
chocolate
sass happy to go back to school
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May 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 am
candygirlflies says:
A large bottle of gin with my name on it.
(just kidding… damn.)
xo CGF
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May 2nd, 2008 at 6:18 am
Kristin says:
Hmm, let’s see…..
my daughter told me I looked beautiful (and I didn’t feel it at all!)
my babies giving me hugs
my boy giving me hugs and kisses and telling me he loved me
that it’s Friday.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 am
Shannon says:
My husband graduates from grad school one week from today!!! Woohoo!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 am
Vicky says:
Things that made me smile this week:
My daughter running crazy in the backyard playing freeze. So cute.
My 1 year old son giving my toothy kisses.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 am
Marie says:
My son told me I was an awesome Mom. (After I cooked his lunch) Oh well I will take it.
My one year old nephews wobbly walk.
My three year old nephew giving me a big hug.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 am
Audrey - Pinks & Blues says:
Things that made me smile:
(1) My oldest son telling me that he never wanted to get married. Just marry me. It actually made me laugh.
(2) My middle guy started potty training. Need him out of diapers.
(3) My little guy pointed at me and said “No Ba Ba”… Again, it made me laugh!
(4) IT’s FREAKING MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Audrey
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Michelle says:
Your blog!! I just recently found it and it has cracked me up all week! Thanks!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 10:37 am
A Mom Anonymous says:
Things that made me smile…
Not being crazy this past week.
DS telling me he loves me lots and I’m the best mom.
DD telling me that she needs just one more “beeeeeeeegg hug”.
FG handing me a check and telling me to cash it and it’s what I get to spend on wine this weekend.
Booking the room, no kids, for this weekend when we are going to be buying/tasting above mentioned wine.
FINALLY booking our tickets to IL in July. (I’ll email you details)
It’s FRIDAY!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
ali says:
there’s nothing like target to make a girl feel better!!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
that girl says:
I used to love Target, but they have a return policy I hate (no receipt, no love). I literally cut up my Target card after a recent nonreturn. Also, all of their checkers seem miserable.
What made me happy today… hm. Day’s not over yet, I guess!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Mrs. Schmitty says:
Target made me smile today too, as it usually does. I dropped a huge hunk of change and bought some summer duds and shoes for me, R., T., and W. Oh and I bought Mr. Schmitty some razor blades.
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May 3rd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Leslie says:
I’m so jealous of you and your readers and the Target-love because I am Targetless here in the sticks. Life is unfair.
What made me happy this week? I’ve lost 23 pounds since Lucy was born. I’m back in my regular clothes! Yippeee!
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May 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
An Iowa Mom says:
The baby-sitter ringing our doorbell made me smile.
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That’s about it.
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May 5th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Dawn says:
my preferred one is ‘fuck you, you fucking fuck’
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May 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm