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It seems as though my daughter reads my blog. Sure, she’s only three and she can’t figure out how to access the internet but OBVIOUSLY she reads this blog. When she read that I might accidentally stab her she got scared and decided to be all cute again.
See? Cute.
Today I have heard such things as “Tell me I’m your girl, Mum!” and “Lemme kiss your cheek for you.” and “I will be your friend!”
Motherhood. It’s a fucking roller coaster ride.
In other news…oh, who am I kidding? I don’t have news. No wait! Maybe I do.
I like Eeyore, too!
I ordered a couple of computer programs (For free! Just had to pay shipping! Homeschooling is so cool! What’s not cool about homeschooling? I also ordered $600 worth of history and language arts programs for next year. Up next? Another $300 or $400 on math and science and other crap! And all of that is for ONE child! Homeschooling sucks ass!) for Eeyore and one of them was Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I got it all set up for him tonight and he started his first lesson. I’m proud to announce that he types 4 (FOUR!) WPM. FUTURE BLOGGER!
I might suck at typing, but I can blow some bad ass bubbles.
Eh, who cares if he can’t type for shit. He can play Jingle Bells on the piano and he makes a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich and DAMN IT, he’s cute.
rachel says:
She is so gorgeous. That face, but she definitely looks like she’s up to something!
What a doll, but I think you most certainly have your hands full with her 
He is such a handsome boy. Those eyes and that skin. Wow. Gorgeous kiddos.
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May 13th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
the planet of janet says:
it’s good that you remembered that they were cute.
cuz people kinda frown on that whole stabbing the children thing!
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May 14th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Kristin says:
All those twists and turns of motherhood. Some days you want to squeeze them and other days lock them in a closet and eat chocolate.
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May 14th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Pam says:
See, that’s the problem with kids and puppies. They suck you in with their cuteness and then they suck the life out of you and eat your socks when you’re not looking! How can you not be hypnotized by your kid’s eyes? They are amazing. All my money would go to them too.
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May 14th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Swistle says:
Oh, man, why do they jerk us around like that? Just when I’ve got some righteous indignation going about spilled powdered sugar, Edward will say “I have some kisses and hugges for you!” UNFAIR, man. UNFAIR.
Swistle’s last blog post..Why Stop With Dusty When You Can Add Sticky?
May 14th, 2008 at 7:53 am
candygirlflies says:
Cute!! SO cute.
Now watch ‘em both get chickenpox or some other vile illness, just to mess with yer head a bit MORE.
(At least, that’s what MY kids always do to ME…)
xoxo CGF
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May 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am
ali says:
they have very good timing. just when you are at the end of your rope..they do something to totally redeem themselves! hahaha!
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May 14th, 2008 at 11:37 am
FabGirl says:
Awww, they are both totally cute. And holy crowley expensive home school stuff!
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May 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
MommyMoments says:
Awww… they are both super cute!!! I’m just in awe of their eyes!!! Beautiful!!!
Homeschooling is expensive!! sheesh!!! But I bet it’s worth it!
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May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Dory says:
Cute? No, how about ADORABLE. Your kids are absolutely adorable.
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May 16th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Leslie says:
Kids. They’re like little demons dressed up as puppies. Or something else you think is really cute.
You should also know that Eeyore types faster than my husband. Go Eeyore!
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May 16th, 2008 at 12:58 pm