If you are wondering where I have been the last couple of days, well, I shouldn’t tell you. It’s embarassing really. And it only explains where I was last night. Not the last few days. You see, there is this newfangled thing called Netflix? And if you tell them what movies you want they send them to you. For example, you could maybe tell them you want the entire first season of Grey’s Anatomy if you’d never seen it before. And then? They would ship it right to your house! And you could park your ass in front of the television for 6 straight hours and fall in love with Dr. McDreamy.
So that’s what I did last night. I watched an entire season of televison in one night. It was heavenly. And then I woke Cleatus up and made him do me while I pretended he was McDreamy.
On Thursday I went shopping. I love shopping. I didn’t buy any new cameras though. I’m trying to practice some self restraint. I did, however, buy my babies some new clothes. And Cleatus some deodorant and razors. And me some…you know? I don’t think I bought myself anything. I should remedy that. Online shopping!
The only problem with online shopping is that you don’t get all the interaction with the other shoppers. For instance, while I was on my way to the mall I was behind a guy in a big black SUV. We were both turning left and as he turned I could see him in his side mirror. I don’t know why I really even noticed him, but I did. I wish that I hadn’t, because he scarred me for life.
I looked in to his mirror just as he popped his index finger in his mouth for a quick suck and then STUCK THE FINGER UP HIS NOSE. I’m a bit confused about this. Had he already picked his nose and was eating it? And then picking it again? Or was he LUBING his finger up? Was his finger so big it was uncomfortable without a bit of lube on it? WHAT WAS HE DOING?
I can’t stop wondering about this. And picturing the finger going from the mouth to the nose. And then gagging. Any ideas? Do any of YOU lube up your finger before shoving it up your nose? Or do you suppose he was just eating a previous find? It really didn’t look like he was eating. I mean he just popped it in and right back out, no chewing or anything.
HALP! What was he DOING?
Also, yes, I do feel the need to share these disgusting booger stories with you. After all, this IS Wiping Up Snot you are reading.
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love, love, love Grey’s Anatomy.
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By Shamelessly Sassy on 05.24.08 9:28 am | Permalink
ROFL. You crack me up, girl. Except for the fact that now *I* am scarred for life having read the booger story.
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By Angie on 05.24.08 4:42 pm | Permalink
well. um.
i WAS hungry when i started going thru my bloglines today. until now.
heh.
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By the planet of janet on 05.24.08 6:51 pm | Permalink
I think I’ve only seen Grey’s Anatomy once or twice so I don’t know/remember who Dr. McDreamy is. lol.
lol. I would never ‘lube’ my finger, because then my nose would be all slobery. yuck. lol
O and my vote is, he was eating a previous one.
By Becca on 05.24.08 6:54 pm | Permalink
the booger blog! you nevah dissapoint!
By shuey6 on 05.24.08 7:00 pm | Permalink
whoops! last comment had a dead link. my bad.
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By shuey6 on 05.24.08 7:01 pm | Permalink
New studies show that eating boogers builds up your immunities due to the germs in them. Too bad they don’t taste like steak.
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By David King on 05.24.08 10:12 pm | Permalink
Oh ick you have me gagging here. Thank God I haven’t eaten anything yet today!
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By Jackie on 05.25.08 9:07 am | Permalink
Netflix would be death for me. I can’t even go there. I so could watch the whole what was it? 11 seasons of Friends?
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By Maria on 05.25.08 12:46 pm | Permalink
Um… ewww.
More importantly… we love Netflix. We have watched seasons of all of the shows we miss out on because we don’t have HBO. I think we have about 200 dvds in our list (we’ll never catch up). We have it set up so Nick and I get 2 movies at a time for us… and Zoe gets one at a time with her own list. I have to say getting the movies for Zoe is the best. She gets something… watches it a gazillion times… and then I mail it back.
And again… ewww. I don’t even want to think about what he was doing.
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By Colleen on 05.25.08 7:15 pm | Permalink
I’m at a total loss for words. Really. I’ve started to type something three or four times and just….
Wow. That’s one gross story, Karly.
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By Leslie on 05.25.08 9:51 pm | Permalink
Oh geez, how gross. I think he was eating a previous find.
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By noble pig on 05.26.08 12:28 am | Permalink
Me, I prefer to pick my nose with a dry finger. Better traction, y’know? Y’know? What, ya don’t know?
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By nan on 05.28.08 12:39 pm | Permalink
Bwahh, GROSS!
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