The bullets. They are back.
- I just started taking a new medication this morning. I was warned by my doctor and a friend who also takes it that it sometimes causes diarrhea. You can imagine how this would be a problem for someone who’s husband doesn’t know she poops, right? All I have to say is thank goodness Cleatus is on twelve hour shifts. He works and he sleeps. He does not sit around the house waiting for me to poop. I’m not sure what I’ll do on his days off.
- My daughter got a new toothbrush today. While it was still in the package she was rubbing the box between her legs and giggling. I asked what was going on and she said that her toothbrush was tickling her ‘gina. How does one handle that? Do you tell her to stop? Do you try to ignore it? What?
- The kids both started their summer activities this week. Both kids are still in Spanish class, but for the summer we’ve added on a Messy Science class for Eeyore and an Explore Art class for Cindy-Lu. All the mom’s of the other kids? Go running together during the class. I? Sit on my ass in the waiting room.
- I only have the last three episodes of Grey’s Anatomy Season 2 to watch. I am addicted. BEST SHOW EVER. I cry during every episode and I crack up during every episode. McDreamy is SO DAMN DREAMY. LOVE!
- My daughter is playing with her Leapster and when she is waiting or thinking about what to do next she puts the little pointer pen thing IN her ear and lets it hang there until she needs it. Like a librarian puts a pencil behind her ear. She is so smart. Obviously.
- My neighbor. His trees. JESUS FUCK. That deserves a whole post, not just a bullet, so that’ll have to wait. BUT SERIOUSLY. Old people and trees. I don’t get it.
Have a good weekend, y’all.
June says:
My huband knows I poop, but in the 14 years we’ve been together, he’s never, ever, heard me fart! When we were first dating, I obviously tried very hard not to let one slip in his presence. I would, at this point, be comfortable enough in our relationship to let loose, but since he gets so much pleasure in announcing to friends that he’s never heard me pass gass, I feel challenged to let the record stand!
June 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Amanda Regan says:
If my 4 year old was doing summer activities with your kids I’d sit with you & we could surf the web together. I wouldn’t waste my time running not when I could surf & read blogs without kiddie noise.
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
the planet of janet says:
you.make.me.snort.dr.pepper.out.my.nose.
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
feener says:
my daughter has been twiddling herself all the time now. ALL the time.
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June 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Leslie says:
Cleatus just may have to learn that you poop.
I think it’s cool that your kids are taking Spanish. (I took two years of it in high school after which I am able to say and understand the following: Tengo una cita con Anita a las oche de la noche. Translation: I have a date with Anita at 8 o’clock tonight!)
I’m interested to know what your old neighbor is doing with the trees. Is it kinky?
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June 13th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
David King says:
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones
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June 14th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Karly says:
June, I would love to let my husband know I poo, but I think he enjoys not knowing. Ignorance is bliss and all that.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Karly says:
Feener, I usually ignore it, but when they bring in other objects? That’s when it gets a little tricky. LOL. Damn kids.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Karly says:
Leslie, Anita is a lucky girl. I’m jealous.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Karly says:
David, As do I.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Katie-KD says:
Crap! I cannot drink coffee and read your blog. I am going to short out my keyboard.
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June 14th, 2008 at 9:41 am
noble pig says:
I would tell her that tickling of the gina is fine when done in the privacy of one’s room. So funny.
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June 14th, 2008 at 9:59 am