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    July 24, 2008

    Things That Make Me Happy: School supply sales! Crayons for $.22 when they are usually close to $2.00! Markers for $.88 when they are usually over $3.00! Scissors for $.75 when they are usually over $2.00!

    Things That Piss Me Off: Buying a cart full of markers only to get them home and realize they are not washable. WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE MARKERS THAT ARE NOT WASHABLE?

    Things That Scare Me: Cindy-Lu shouting at her cousin, “If you don’t come here right now, I’m gonna throw dis ball to your head!”

    Things That Make Me Giggle: See: Things That Scare Me.

    Things That Seriously Piss Me Off: Our new-ish television stand BREAKING mere hours after spending all of our money on home improvement crap. Also? Watching Blue’s Clues.

    Things That Make Me Happy: The television stand breaking while we were moving it, so that we were able to hold it together until we removed the TV and PS3. If those had been broken I would have CRIED. Also, shiny new television stand! Pretty!

    Things That Make Me Feel Like White Trash: Our television sitting on an ugly old coffee table while we wait for the new stand to be shipped.

    Things That Make Me Wanna Take A Nap: Pulling all these fucking weeds. Maybe gardening is not my strong suit?

    Things That Make Me Feel Good: Oh, who am I kidding? I am clearly a PROFESSIONAL GARDENER.


    18 Comments »

    1. Amanda Regan says:

      I love the before and after pics of your garden. I just need to do some similar for my house (not that I’ll be doing any decent tidying or cleaning but I could send my mum the after pics and make her happy).

      Amanda Regan’s last blog post..Pain, Agony And Wishes.

      July 24th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    2. Julia says:

      My, you MUST share your gardening tips!

      Julia’s last blog post..(Almost) Wordless Wednesday 07.23.08

      July 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    3. Lexi says:

      Love the flowers! Pray tell, where did you get them so I can pick up some of my own? Are they easy-care?

      Lexi’s last blog post..The Good and the Bad….

      July 24th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    4. Leslie says:

      Oh, the weeds in my flower beds. Oh.the.weeds. I could use your professional gardening services!

      Leslie’s last blog post..Brain Worms

      July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    5. Your Mama says:

      You are so right when you say things that scare you are things that make you giggle. Remember when you almost turned right into the path of a huge truck when we were on vacation in Missouri? I think I wet myself and you were over there giggling like a maniac.

      Your garden looks wonderful. Mine could use some weeding. Coming by this weekend?

      July 24th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    6. Carol VR says:

      You HAVE to tell me where you buy your flowers… ROTFL

      Carol VR’s last blog post..Puddles, Poop and Waterproofing

      July 24th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    7. LifeAsIKnowIt says:

      Oh no, I haven’t even thought about buying school supplies yet!

      LifeAsIKnowIt’s last blog post..Crackbook

      July 24th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    8. Musing says:

      You are my kind of gardener! I wonder if your method could be applied to other things…like maybe the mountain of laundry I’ve been ignoring.

      Also, I’d like to quote you on my blog. Would you email me about it?

      Musing’s last blog post..Quote for the night

      July 24th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    9. Jen A says:

      awwwww… the ‘new’ garden is PERTY!

      Jen A’s last blog post..Neighbors Much?

      July 24th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    10. noble pig says:

      I think those flowers are lollipops.

      noble pig’s last blog post..Have You Ever Been the Victim of An Offensive Air of Self-Satisfied Superiority?

      July 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    11. Auds says:

      So that’s the secret to a perfect Garden! I wonder if there’s still time to cancel my appt. with the landscaper dude?

      Auds’s last blog post..Blame the Hormones

      July 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    12. amanda sue says:

      obviously you are a professional, as evidenced by the beauuuuutiful window box.

      and also, steve is so much more tolerable than joe.

      amanda sue’s last blog post..I know you

      July 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    13. ali says:

      dare i admit my mad crush on steve from blue’s clues?

      ali’s last blog post..i am a liar! (albeit not a very good one)

      July 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    14. Kristin says:

      Oh Blues Clues is a BIG hit here. I prefer that over Yo Gabba Gabba any day.

      LOVE the garden. Weeds are for husbands to pick. Seriously. Plus, I have a very bad back, so I can’t do all that bending without feeling like I’m 100.

      Kristin’s last blog post..Barforama Redux

      July 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    15. Jerseygirl89 says:

      Your garden is gorgeous -you have a gift (for photoshop :) ).

      Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Haiku Friday - Search Terms Edition

      July 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    16. Kelley says:

      My garden looks like that. When it is dark. And I have my eyes closed. And my back to the window…

      Kelley’s last blog post..Dear ‘Concerned’

      July 26th, 2008 at 5:57 am

    17. Katie-KD says:

      I agree on the school supplies–N I C E!

      Bardolf yelled in the car the other day at his sister:

      “STOP DAT OR I BEAT YOU”

      Awesome.

      Katie-KD’s last blog post..Don’t Answer the Door! It’s Child Protective Services!!

      July 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    18. Season says:

      Your flowerbed looks like mine with all the weeds! And to think I had the bright idea that I could keep it up. I love your picture of the flowers!

      Season’s last blog post..All Alone…

      July 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

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