You all think my husband is cute, right? I mean, look at him! Those eyes! Did you know that sometimes they are blue and sometimes they are green? Hot, right?
But you don’t know him like I do. I mean, he’s not just a pretty face. There is SO MUCH more to him than that.
Drawing courtesy of Cindy-Lu.
(It probably goes without saying, but this picture is drawn to scale. Obviously.)
My, my. What a nice large belly button he has. And those scrawny little legs are so sexy. His heart is nice, of course, but we all know it’s his wiener that I love best.
UPDATED: Why are you all looking at the thing over his LIP? Who cares about his mouth! It’s the dick we are focusing on! But, to keep you all happy, I asked Cindy-Lu what that was and she said it was his extra nose. Meh. Whatever. At least she got the male anatomy part drawn correctly.
The Aunt says:
Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in awhile. Oh yea, nice hair too, just in case no one noticed…. he he
June 5th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Mommy-of-Three says:
Ha ha ha! I’m always excited to see a new post from you, and this one certainly lives up to my expectations. Cindy-Lu is quite the artist. She’ll be embarassed someday when she’s grown up and finds that mixed in with her school papers! And what is that above Cleatus’ mouth?
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June 5th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Jill says:
HAHAHAHA! I just want to know what that thing over his mouth is! Does he have the herpes or something?
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June 5th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
kristi says:
Damn! What a HUGE ………..coldsore.
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June 5th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
thatgirlblogs says:
Damn. I wish my husband would get a NOSE job…
June 5th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Rachel says:
Does Cleatus have a brother?
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June 5th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Nan says:
That’s what y’all get for walking around nekkid. I love the way this post is right after the really cute flower picture one…
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June 5th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
anna see says:
Nice hair? What hair?
This is a riot!
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June 5th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
ali says:
this is where it starts. next thing you know, she’ll be telling her teachers and random people in elevators that her daddy has a really big penis. ahem. not that this has happened to me or anything…
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June 5th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Stacey says:
Damn, that thing is thicker than both his legs! It must suck for him that he has no arms.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Stacey says:
Well, hands.
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June 5th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Zephra says:
For a minute i thought he has herpes. Nice package.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Jessica @ Bug and Bee says:
He has really nice…um…eyes? LMAO
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June 5th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Sissy says:
we’re looking at the thing over his lip because it looks like he’s licking his lip and that along with the big um, weiner, is freaking hysterical to me! that 2am oreo about sent me to my maker when I saw that picture!
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June 6th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Leslie says:
Wow. So, basically, if Cleatus were ever to lose the use of his two legs, he could get around on that third one, pogo-stick style or something.
June 6th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Secret Mom Thoughts says:
You are one lucky lady.
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June 6th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Misty says:
I just assumed that the thing over his lip was his tongue. You know, to make you twice as lucky….
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June 6th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Ashlie- Mommycosm says:
WOW – you’re one lucky woman – look how big his HEART is.
June 7th, 2009 at 7:06 am
Lisa says:
Good lord! Such a lucky girl. The cold sore threw me off, but the dick makes up for it. A girl has to have her priorities, after all.
June 7th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Shannon says:
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it!
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June 7th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Auds at Barking Mad says:
Ya know he’s got a lot going for him in that photo, but what I really want to know is…
Where the hell are his hands?
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June 9th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
jennster says:
LMMFAO! omg, if anythign would have been in my mouth it would have SPAT out everywhere! holy shit, this is fucking funny!! lol
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June 9th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
amy @ milk breath and margaritas says:
I wanted to comment when this posted and – something happened – who the hell knows what.
This is OMG Hilarious!
And he’s so cute in that first picture, hugging his little taggy pillow.
You’re a lucky woman. Clearly.
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June 9th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
shoeaddict says:
OMG!!! You should warn us first. I chocked on a jelly bean (or twenty). The picture and the comments have me crying. Or maybe it was the coughing that did that?
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June 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
shoeaddict says:
Umm, I did not chock. I CHOKED. What an idiot.
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June 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Momo Fali says:
Oh, that is hysterical! You win. You totally win.
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June 10th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Christine says:
Oh. my. God. That is the funniest thing ever. I couldn’t be happier for you, you lucky girl. =P
June 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
the planet of janet says:
bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaa….
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Trenches of Mommyhood says:
I say you frame it and give it to him for Father’s Day!
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June 16th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Lisa says:
He’s like a Weeble with a tripod stand.
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June 17th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children says:
Greatest post ever! I’m late, by nearly a month, I KNOW, but this is so hilarious!
June 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Marinka says:
huh. I thought he looked familiar! And nice huggie pillow, too!
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 pm