Twenty-nine days! That’s how long I’ve been living life without writing about it. Well, I still write about the food I eat, but I haven’t been writing about, you know, my vagina or my kids or my bastard husband. I’m not going to lie, I haven’t missed the pressure of feeling like I should write something, but I have noticed recently that while I’m going about my day I’m writing blog posts IN MY HEAD. Clearly, I miss this blogging thing. Not that that means I will update regularly again. Don’t get your hopes up, is what I’m saying. You know, if you are even there anymore! And I wouldn’t blame you one bit if you weren’t!
In other non-blogging news, my most recent written in my head blog post was about how I’m a total douche-bag. Yesterday it was cold and rainy and slippery outside, so what did I do? I decided to get the mail, because like I said, douche-bag. Out I go, wearing my pajamas (because if I am at home, I am in my pajamas. Always.), snow boots, and winter coat. I was looking hot is what I’m saying. So, there I am, at the mailbox when the neighbor comes outside and just stands on his front porch and stares at me. Weird, right? I just ignored him and turn to walk back up the driveway and did I mention it was icy out there? My feet start sliding around and I’m trying desperately to hang on to the mail and keep my balance and save face in front of the asshole neighbor, but no. The next thing I know, I’m laying on the ice, which is rather wet and cold I might add, on my back with my feet up in the air. I don’t know how to react so I just…laugh. Loudly. The neighbor proceeds to tell me that it’s slippery out there (big no shitter, right there) and I should walk in the snow.
So, yeah. That was humiliating.
And, really, I think that’s all I’ve got. A month away from the blog and I come back to tell you that I slipped on some ice. Scintillating, isn’t it?
Here, have a couple pictures:
Cindy-Lu, who happens to have just turned five, looking all pretty and smiley to hide the fact that she is actually an angry, hormonal teenager who would like to roll her eyes at you and then eat your face off.
Eeyore, who is still the sweetest kid ever even though he still hasn’t quite perfected his aim while peeing standing up, looking irritated with me for insisting that he stand still long enough for me to snap this photo. And probably also irritated about me telling the internet he has bad aim.
Michelle says:
Don’t worry, I am not going anywhere. Amazing pictures. I need you to come show me how to use my camera better. you are great!
Michelle´s last blog ..Good Night, Moon
January 21st, 2010 at 9:03 pm
anna see says:
Great pics! Glad you didn’t injure anything (except your pride) on the ice. I haven’t blogged all week and I’ve got NOTHING to write about.
anna see´s last blog ..Let’s Hear it FROM the Girl!
January 21st, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Irene says:
I am kindly like both of your kids, they look healthy and great in those pictures. Do keep me updated if you have posted any beautiful pictures in future.
Irene´s last blog ..Sweaters Clothing
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:13 am
del says:
Welcome back. Other than the whole ice thing, I am sure you are living my life but with much better photos! The rabid wanna-be teen messing with my head and the boy messing with my floors, or was it the man? Either way, I feel your pain, just not the ice. I want the ice, it is sooo hot here.
del´s last blog ..Total Insanity?
January 22nd, 2010 at 4:54 am
Jill says:
Cute kids!! Also, maybe shouldn’t mess with that neighbor anymore. I think he’s got the voodoos!
Jill´s last blog ..Oh! Oh! Ee! Oh!
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 am
Mrs Soup says:
Yeah, my daughter just turned one and is already a teenager. WTF?
Missed you and hope you are loving living your life. <3
Mrs Soup´s last blog ..Money
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 am
corrin says:
Hey – you live next door to Captain Obvious!
And I busted my ass on the ice last week and my thumb is still sore from breaking my fall, so I feel ya.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 am
patois says:
Hey, you could have been clad only in a nightie, right? I give the neighbor credit for not laughing. (‘Cause I would.)
patois´s last blog ..A Modest Proposal
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:34 am
Secret Mom Thoughts says:
Glad you are back. Beautiful photos of the kids.
Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..One Step Forward and One Step Back
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:04 pm
kaylen says:
My son is a teenager now – and still has the aiming issue. I’ve offered to have a doctor look at his penile unit and determine if there’s something wrong with it that it would move all around, or spray out the sides of it or whatever is happening. I may have also asked him to draw me a picture to illustrate where his urine comes from….
He declined all options and said he would pay more attention.
I’m still waiting for that day.
It helped a little when I started making him wash the toilet down every other day with a Clorox wipe. He doesn’t enjoy it. I think all boys should be required to do this early on so they will understand the importance behind the message.
kaylen´s last blog ..Squeeze Them and Hug Them and Never Let Them Go…
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Your Mama says:
Hahahha….Oh, sorry. I hope you weren’t hurt honey.
My babies look as beautiful as ever!
Love Ya!
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:00 pm
MamaBug says:
Whoo! Domestic slavery….make the boy wash yer toilet.
Sorry you fell. It sucks more that someone was watching, and even worse, it was Mr. Crazy-Hose (and no, that’s not his porn name) from next door.
Enjoy your 28 day repreive.
MamaBug´s last blog ..New Crafting Ideas
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Vegas Linda Lou says:
Hey, nice blog! I found it through a Google alert I set up for “bastard husband” because I have a book out entitled “Bastard Husband: A Love Story.” Love your voice. Women who swear rock.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Lynn says:
Thank GOD. I thought I was the only person that hung out in my pajamas all day, if possible.
Lynn´s last blog ..Weekend Fortification: Vampire Protection FTW!
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:00 pm
jerseygirl89 says:
I think 5 is the new 14. And it sucks.
Welcome back! Er, you know, as much as you want to be.
January 24th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Mrs. Schmitty says:
As always…your pics are fantastic of your beautiful kids. I know what you are saying. My posts are few and far between too. I walk around every day thinking of what I will write about but I never seem to post the thoughts. But I too miss it.
Mrs. Schmitty´s last blog ..Paula Deen’s Got Nothing To Worry About
January 29th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Nan says:
Happy new year!
Phew, glad to get that out before February!
January 31st, 2010 at 8:15 am
Leslie says:
Oh, Karly. I have missed you! I love the pictures. I love you!
Leslie´s last blog ..My Little Chef
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm