Oh my fucking fuck. I am so stupid. What the hell am I doing? That Emily Rose? She is one scary bitch. Cleatus is sleeping and there was nothing on TV so I searched On Demand to see what freebies were in there and lo, there is a spooky movie, I must watch it.

WRONG, BITCH. You don’t wanna watch this shit. But, I am! I am watching this shit! And it is on right this minute and because there is no one else to hold my hand or tell me when I can I remove my hands from covering my eyes, I come to you. I feel less scared with you, internet. We will watch together.

You seein’ this shit? Creepy.

(Oh, by the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y’ALL! Way to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus! Watching a flick about exorcism. Happy Birthday, Jesus!)

Crazy shit. Craaaaaazy freaky shit. Freaky, creepy, spooky shit.

So what do you all think? Can demons possess people? Are there all these creepy assholes floating around just waiting to invade our bodies?

I’m going to say no. Mostly because I don’t believe that demons can possess people. Or that demons exist. And a little bit because, dudes, I have to go to bed soon and LALALALALALA FINGERS IN MY EARS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEMONS LALALALALA.

(By the way, if you wake up at 3am tonight you better RUN. Or pray. Or just do what I plan on doing and that is to find a real sharp knife and slit your wrists. May as well get it over with. No sense in dragging it out, right?)

More freaky shit. Can’t type and hide my eyes at the same time. Must go find my pillow and bury my head to muffle the screams.

I don’t watch reality TV shows. I never have gotten into them and then this summer I started watching So You Think You Can Dance. And tonight? They voted off my two favorite dancers. There are only four dancers left and I do so love two of the four, but it just isn’t the same. I really thought the two they voted off tonight would win. I am ashamed to admit this, but I STARTED CRYING when they voted Pasha off. Seriously? They kept Danny over Pasha? And Sabra over Lauren? What the fuck, America? What were you thinking?

(I would like to say that I am thrilled Neil is still on the show. He gives me very nice dreams. Mm, Neil.)