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Eeyore and I have season passes to Six Flags. We’ve only gone twice this year and I’d really like to get in one more trip before the park closes for the year. And, since October is right around the corner, I told Cleatus that I was going to take Eeyore to Fright Fest. Have you ever been? Cleatus immediately rolled his eyes and told me that we would hate it because the lines are HORRIBLY LONG and, um, I hate lines. Especially HORRIBLY LONG lines.
So, I did what anyone in my situation would do. I googled "is six flags st. louis fright fest very busy." Because, after all, google knows EVERYTHING. (Before you all start thinking I’m retarded, just know that I don’t normally google weird things like "hey google, do you think my hair looks good today?". I usually just use google to search for porn.)
I came across this article talking about how GREAT! and FUN! Fright Fest is and it made me even more excited to go.
Until I read this (insert drum roll here):
Speaking of a sweet tooth, if you are up for a challenge and hate standing in line, this year Six Flags offers a unique opportunity. The park will allow guests to Eat Your Way to the Front of the Line. Guests have the option to live a real ‘Fear Factor’ moment by eating a real cockroach to move to the front of the line. Perfect for those impatient people that skipped lunch!
Um, I don’t know about you, but if I have to watch people eating a motherfucking cockroach to skip to the front of the motherfucking line I am going to motherfucking barf.
(And that concludes the "motherfucking" portion of this post.)
So, dear internets, I come to you asking for guidance. Should I attend this bug eating event? Have you ever gone? ARE the lines really HORRIBLY LONG?
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